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Mma Demotivational Poster


JESUS MEETS MUHAMMAD -


TAGS: muhammad comic strip meets jesus
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:59 am
Amsome bart, 5L


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


IRON MAN IS A SUPERHERO - Iron Woman is a command


TAGS: iron woman command
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MalicE

MalicE - May 28, 2010, 3:50 am
:)
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:33 am
ROR! Now this is pretty damn funny! Good one MalicE


BRAZILLIAN JIU JITSU - Why women should never learn it


TAGS: mma bjj
Rating: 2.22/5


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by disco

DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


TRIANGLE CHOKES -


TAGS: mma
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by motinet



WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


jew jitsu -


TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by jay

GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm
lol


GRAMMAR NAZIS - Can't live with them, can't choke em out with the Force!


TAGS: force grammer grammar nazi
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:40 pm
Fucking love it! A little evil if she did kill herself...
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 7:16 pm
HOWEVER, this is an example of....... wait for it.............. A Spelling Nazi.
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
Caleb rules! Grammar Nazis can solve anything!


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by changeling

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by omnia

omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw penis. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


SAVE LIVES -


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm
love the tags


WAR - it's hell




HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Adnan Bhatti

Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by mariand

spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


GRAMMAR NAZIS -




Size matters -


TAGS: mma grappling wrestling
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by jj

Feckless - June 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
Omg XD holy shit this made my day, fuck judo, ima sit on you! lol


POLYAMORY IS WRONG -


TAGS: grammar nazis irritate and distract the humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:58 am
This is an excellent point. Also, bonus points for a linguistic joke.
pieman - January 27, 2010, 10:19 am
Sick you are like a snapple. I enjoyed this and learned something today. :-p


Cro Cop -


TAGS: cop mma bjj kick boxing
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by chris

Danomite - August 13, 2009, 8:00 am
Crocop, Getting his ass knocked out constantly since 2008
TheSarge - June 29, 2009, 4:38 pm
Not a damn thing.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 5:55 am
What has a Swedish gothic metal band to do with it?


I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League




LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by 888carlos

Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


THE ORIGINAL GRAMMAR NAZI - Buongiorno


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


Momma was right! -




3 HOTS AND A COT -


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
HOGAN!!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's


FONT NAZIS -


TAGS: spelling grammar and font nazis
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

guess - July 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
the font's all crooked i guess. anyone could design such a thing, you can't really go wrong.
Cloudchaser - July 14, 2011, 10:23 am
Just what is it that people find to be so distasteful about Comic Sans anyway? I see the fuss, but have no idea what it's about


COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''


TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Muck

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am
"Splash...Over."


CAR JACKING GONE WRONG - Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter??


TAGS: mma car thief
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by cmbsrip

awesomerice - December 31, 2011, 8:03 am
He sure did shoot himself in the foot on that one! (pun intended)
maoworks2 - December 8, 2011, 6:49 pm
Should Be Dead !!!
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:04 am
Yea gods, that had to hurt!!


Grappling -


TAGS: wrestling bjj mma
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by eric

SlimSkeeter - July 19, 2008, 12:10 pm
looks like kirk noodled him to me (aka grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, tickling etc yes I have too much time on my hands)
poppy - May 22, 2008, 4:31 pm
As opposed to "grabbling" which is a redneck way to catch catfish


SAMMICH... - Yeah go make me one!


TAGS: sammaic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 4:38 pm
I concur... you've got to put some kind of new twist to it... not as above.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:34 pm
1L - Personally the whole sammich craze i getting really fucking retarded/ old. Lets change it up a bit and think of somthin original. I know it might hurt but give it a try.


BY GOLLY -


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm
Reverend!


PUBERTY -




TITO ORTIZ - Helping evolution seem more realistic every day


TAGS: evolution tito ortiz ufc mma fighting
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Chadillac

... - January 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
Ortiz is pussy ass bitch. He wouldn't last one round against the gorilla in the cage.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 2:05 pm
When I saw this, I immediately thought of the same sound coming from both mouths. Hilarious!


COMMANDO HAMSTER -




LICENSE PLATES - Can tell a lot about a person.


TAGS: lol timmay fail
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by RiddleMeThis

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Like why they make bad motifakes?


LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS -


TAGS: lumberjack commandos tough
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:24 pm
My father-in-law was a lumberjack, and stories he could tell you, ain't nothing compared to these skateboarders have.
- July 5, 2011, 4:12 am
ok sori..good poster..
forseti - July 4, 2011, 3:24 am
I'm not grateful because I already know it (since a year or two). I just want to inform you. Did that myself and no one was grateful! :D
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 8:26 am
Hahahaha..
rerun - July 2, 2011, 6:46 am

somebody please PM me & let me know wht site this was taken from. @krazirefa, at best don't do this again. Should you feel the need to post something you found from another site make sure you tag "not mine" somewhere it can be seen.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 2:47 am
u got it frn..have fun..
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:16 am
Plagiarism is not well regarded here.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 12:45 am
Cool down friend... I liked the poster and wanted to share it... you should be grateful ..
forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:50 pm
please don't copy from other sites! 1L


EVIL VS EVIL - Some Play Even Dirtier




MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


FUCK YOUR DECADE! - Sincerely, the 80s. (Rated R)


TAGS: 1980s arnold schwarzenegger commando
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 5:52 pm
My goodness, Arnie was a BIG boy back then, wasn't he? Reminds me of the recent Terminator Genisys movie, where they used CGI to put 80s Arnie into the movie as the original terminator. HUGE!


REAR NAKED CHOKE -


TAGS: hot girls mma
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Eternal Lord Jackass - December 5, 2009, 8:33 am
Notice how the woman being choked is smiling.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 1:18 pm
that submition is called a rear naked choke hold
illicopresto - July 22, 2009, 1:17 pm
I'm missing something. Shouldn't someone be naked?


OMG ITS - TIMMAY!




GRAMMAR NAZIS - Though they can be annoying, sometimes they do come in handy.


TAGS: grammar fail
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Dangle

culos - May 17, 2010, 4:02 am
You're
IllicoPresto - May 17, 2010, 2:49 am
Our?


BARONESS LOVES DESTRO - Ya' think she uses DW-40 when they make out?


TAGS: destro baroness cobra commander g i joe gi rise
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

GoliatheTanker - August 24, 2009, 3:14 pm
Spelling Fail: it's WD-40


DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!




I'M NO GRAMMAR NAZI... - But holy shit.


TAGS: wtf grammar
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Roland Wylie

mehehehe - October 30, 2011, 5:32 am
um ... you all realize that is a GIRL!... and yes japanese
brazilian girl - June 27, 2008, 9:28 am
in portuguese: Como se ninguem soubesse que vc é um otário. in english i don't give a damn
Splabluagh88 - June 27, 2008, 8:28 am
What point? What is he trying to say?
Yon - June 13, 2008, 3:43 pm
despite having the worst grammar ive ever seen on motifake his point is still valid.


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS - Now the ROYAL CANADIAN LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by cgnnightmare

Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.


RECORDS -




FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you




GRAMMAR - This had bad grammar on purpose. The Internet community finds this funny. It's like LOLcats.


TAGS: grammar
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

havoc - May 28, 2009, 6:17 pm
Actualy this tunnel is half decent , but all tunnels = 1. Sorry.
Signe - February 23, 2009, 7:19 am
this tunnel is win


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: prophet muhammad picture picture picture
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by forseti

thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:16 am
I wish I had a friend.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Yeah that is sad, oh, wait, What? :(
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:57 am
Awwwwwwww... *sadface*
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:56 am
like someone we will not mention now he truly believed he had a friend.....
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:55 am
Poor Exhibit
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:54 am
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129109157975219113.jpg
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Just the ones that owe me money.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Forsaken? I thought you were logged in as Forseti!! ggrrrr, gotta go add one more to the list ;)
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:50 am
You must be truly delusional! You actually think you have friends??????
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:49 am
I don't have multiple personalities...I just have VERY vivid imaginary friends. And the voices, can't forget about the voices...
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:46 am
you'll never be alone if God gave you more than just one personality! But at the moment I am for-saken :(
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
Oh, nevermind, just a little for-tarded. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL @ Jake! It's sweet, yes?
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
Does Forseti have a for-stalker?
forsleepi - May 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
forseti, you're probably in your bed for your (not required) beauty sleep, but I came across your profile randomly and have to say that your pictures the best! and also i like your IP adress! good night...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:23 pm
hell yes, I am... I was glad to quit this browser game stuff and then a friend showed motifakes to me. the rest is history... but NOW, i really go to bed... just one look at the newest pictures and the forum... and then the comments again perhaps...*argh*
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

damn forseti...don't you have to work tomorrow? You said you were going to bed, about 30 minutes ago.......you are addicted just like the rest of us.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:17 pm
if it wasn't, i wouldn't have uploaded it!!*cough* - but the lions are deserved by the original author of this text ;)
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
still, good pic though
forseti - May 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
thx pzy, but to be honest: only the frame is from me, i found the pic already with this great text...
justice - May 25, 2010, 7:13 pm
haha *great*
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 7:08 pm
Best Yo Dawg Ever. Total Win. 5L's


GUD SPELLARS DIMINISH PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: grammar calendar rock salt sign
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:47 pm
No, you're not.
MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 7:08 am
Am I the only one who hears banjos playing?......


GOING COMMANDO - Literally




EXPENDABILITY -




DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


BABY MOMMAS -




AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...




FUTILITY - Just because she's legal doesn't mean you're going to get anything from her.


TAGS: futile emma watson fail
Rating: 2.78/5
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
id love to give her a pearl necklace to go with them
The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 12:10 pm
The Pearl Earrings are a start. .
sdfsdf - May 5, 2009, 12:27 am
Security: you're the reason she has it
Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 1:53 am
Fertility: I'd love to test her's out


Victory -


TAGS: mma bjj bj penn ufc
Rating: 2.07/5

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fluffykin5 - March 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Hilarious esp. because GSP tore into BJ at the rematch.
Eric D. - June 22, 2008, 5:56 pm
disagree. BJ took round 1, and that's it. GSP controlled the rest of the fight. Either way there will be a rematch, regardless. so in the end im happy.


COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
someone...even
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.


SOMEBODY HELP ME! -


TAGS: ladder knife bad grammar feas
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:35 pm
Oh wait! Now it's back!
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:34 pm
Feas' avatar disappeared... *sniff*


HYPNOTOAD - commands you to approve this poster and rate it 5L


TAGS: hypnotoad commands dlm4
Rating: 3.46/5

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Derek - October 10, 2010, 5:26 am
Half worked


PEOPLE NEEDING HELP -


TAGS: june calendar lame grammar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm
actually, it's quite clever and very well done
Leftcoastlawyer - June 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Umm, that's kind of the point...
Wraith11B - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am
Obviously, the only lame grammar here is yours, as "Your" is the appropriate way to show ownership, and "You're" is just a contraction of "You are".


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: spelling grammar nazi s care
Rating: 4.57/5

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Xackeri - April 13, 2012, 10:50 am
Jeez. joo guiz r no funn. I just wanted yoo too tak rite.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 9:37 am
Thank you Lord, you sage moderator of moderators. Not a good place to commence tearing each other a new semi-colon…. Grammarians and their rools do tend ignite a spark in the ol’ furnace that roared with the heat of biblical proportion back in college.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:48 pm

gentlemen...i had assumed this banter was all in fun. i see garyo did as well. feel free to continue but if there is a tone of grammar seriousness about it...cease and desist. cheers.
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 2:57 pm
Oh, you’ve considered this banter serious. Please forgive me. Yes, I most certainly do not wish to stoke this pointless fire that seems to consume you so, as I now feel a welling within, somewhat like you portray in your little tirade. Cheerio.
Xackeri - April 12, 2012, 12:43 pm
No, I am not Mrs. Wadsworth, I also did not need that image in my head. Please, stop being such a grammar deficient fool. I am now dousing your flame war.
Reality Lord - April 11, 2012, 10:20 pm

lmfao
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 3:27 pm
Mrs Wadsworth???!! Izzat you???!!! Geezus, you gotta be what, 113 by now. Does yer neck still gradually get beet red starting with the neckline working it’s way to yer chin, like whenever you had yer ‘little chat’ with me about my grammar?
Xackeri - April 11, 2012, 1:15 pm
I do believe that I have just suffered a heart attack, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 1:17 pm
Their there they’re Zachary, the war’s over. Geezus, thot my 4th greyed teetcher had risin from the graive for a minit they’re
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2012, 1:09 pm
TLDR.....Lemon meringue.
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:59 pm
r an adverb, while to is only ever used as an infinitive marker. Heil Grammatik!
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:56 pm
Correction: Only spelling Nazis can match them in their determination to stop the downward slide of society. You have used both the wrong forms of to and their. There is only ever an adverb, while their is only ever a possessive adjective. Too is only eve
otakugiant - April 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
im surprised the grammar nazis havent commented on your misspelling of "their"
Revenant - April 4, 2011, 3:31 am
Hmm, took me a minute to see the OCD part.
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 7:07 pm

thnx baked. something told me you and nazi's don't mix.
CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:40 pm
RL this is magnificent! 5 grumpy monacles


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: grammar
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:14 am
no you don't.
sickartist - January 6, 2010, 5:13 pm
Gee.... shouldn't they have capitalized the i to I? 5L


IRAQ - Trust me, It's not a new product from Apple. Stop pronouncing it like one!


TAGS: iraq apple grammar iran
Rating: 4.04/5

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Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:48 am
%lions, because that is very, very true. it's 'erak not ayyraak
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 10:58 pm
So is iRAN an app.
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:16 pm
LOL... Does someone pronounce it like iRAQ? iLIKE! 5 Saddams!


YOU'RE WRONG - Those are Mammatus clouds !


TAGS: mammatus cloud
Rating: 3/5

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Suzie Dsouza - February 1, 2011, 7:22 am
Mammatus clouds, also known as breast clouds or mammatocumulus, are clouds that float with pouches at the bottom. http://www.whatisguide.net/0131-mammatus-clouds.html
Raven - September 4, 2009, 1:12 am
They are just your ordinary fluffy round clouds with little round tips, and shadowy lines between them
know_it_all - June 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
looks more like cumulonimbus fading to stratocumulus on the left side
Signe - February 7, 2009, 9:09 pm
Yeah... I agree... WTF, clouds, what you talking about? This is a picture of a girl!
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 7:19 pm
Clouds? What clouds? Where?


APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.


TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
?


CALL THE AIR FORCE - cuz the guys above me failed




ASH KETCHUM - should be observing MAY instead


TAGS: may ash misty pokemon celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.34/5

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Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 5:55 pm
Ash's Moms's name is Delia. It is crazy but true. they have said it on the shows once or twice.
Merlin The Sick - November 30, 2008, 9:33 am
Just gives us new characters to Rule 34. Like Nurse Joy. Or Misty, or May, or Dawn, or Officer Jenny, or Ash's mom, or...What?
master1221 - November 4, 2008, 3:07 pm
its kinda sad how we know so much about pokemon lol
CraigR - October 26, 2008, 8:59 pm
or up dawn's skirt. GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
thehattinninja - August 27, 2008, 11:57 pm
this ninja would rather stealth his way into officer jenny's pants. oh yeah! ^-^
A dude of some sort - July 31, 2008, 7:38 pm
Agreed


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




COMMAS - Mean the difference between normal and Huh?




The Root Of All Immaturity -


TAGS: immaturity bubble wrap fun package
Rating: 4.85/5

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chickenlittle - October 18, 2013, 8:34 pm
So true! Who doesn't love bubble wrap? :) 5L


MEANWHILE ON THE U.S.-MEXICAN BORDER -




BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!


TAGS: august challenge someone is consummating their wedding
Rating: 3.07/5

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
Ummmm.., do you think that she can get away with wearing white..?? somehow I don't think so..!! The 'stag do' would have been fun...


SWEET ALABAMA - Specially for Grammar Nazi Don't thank me, thank Alabam'


TAGS: grammar nzai alabama
Rating: 2.64/5

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LURCH - September 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
We elected Big Jim, Lil Jim, Fob, Guy, Lurleen, George Wallace , and geo Wallace Jr, and this sign is the only thing you can find to say about Alabama? Look Harder, we have a town called bug tussel, I mean REALLY? cmon REALLY????
TJ - June 8, 2009, 9:33 am
To the person who wrote the words: FAIL. To the person who made the sign: FAIL. To the person who hung the sign up: FAIL.


SUDDENLY, BANANAS - five of them maybe A FEW more out of the picture, but thats it


TAGS: suddenly bananas five celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.6/5

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esgeht - August 10, 2008, 3:16 am
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Read it or watch it. You'll catch up sometime.


YOU RETARDS - it's spelled "Timmay" timmay timmay timmay...


TAGS: timmay
Rating: 2.18/5

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JESUS IS EMO - what teh plunk?




MOTIFAKE CONVENTION -


TAGS: grammar spelling nazi aggy
Rating: 4.67/5

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newkevind51 - April 25, 2011, 9:41 am
my pelpoe
Sean - December 15, 2010, 1:35 pm
Dang it, Mooooooooooooooooo, you can't go through life blaming everything on the damn egg nog. I mean, just because you were born nine months after your parents first met each other at an office Christmas party, doesn't mean -- oooh, ok then. Nevermind.
Poopalicious1 - December 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
Anem lihten uop......
culos - December 13, 2010, 6:39 pm
WTF Sean, have you contracted Michael J Fox's disease? Should we call you Bunny Parkinson from now on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:22 pm
Blame it on the egg nog.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:22 pm
I was trying to play it down for you...
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:21 pm
Uhm yeah, only a spelling mistake, eh? "their"???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:20 pm
BTW, This is totally offensive. I like it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
And a spelling mistake as well.....That's not like you Bunny man.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:16 pm
Wow. Shoulda scrolled down further for #5. It was hiding off screen.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:15 pm
I did it! The quadruple echo! That's a motifake first. Uhmmm, not that I was trying to or anything. Swear to Dog.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:17 am

life magazine archives...google it
TheGoat - December 13, 2010, 12:51 am
That's a brilliant picture and the color is far better than I expected from that era. Got a URL for more of this sort?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
crap! 2 +2+2=6 -1 =5.....math sucks too
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
two plus too equals to minus won is 5L


RULE 34 - Not even your punctuation is safe. Next on the list, grammar nazis.




DILEMMA -


TAGS: dilemma heart broke fix
Rating: 3.9/5

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Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:15 am
I'll take "Reasons people join Motifake" for $200 thanks Alex


OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


I'M SORRY LORD -




DEFEAT -


TAGS: karate mma
Rating: 3.08/5


COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea


TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!


Denmark -




GRAMMAR POLICE - Nothing is ever good enough.




SPELLING CAT - Because "Grammer Cat" needs help.


TAGS: spelling cat grammar
Rating: 2.19/5

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Jocelyn - August 19, 2008, 4:01 pm
G-e-n-e-a-l-o-g-y
Grammar - July 12, 2008, 1:03 am
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar


EMMA WATSON -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson girls
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:53 pm
Me and my wife and 5 kids love Harry Potter
LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:52 pm
Sorry These characters are clockwise : Hermione Granger Cho Chang, Luna Lovegood, and Jenny Weasley
Jaubrey - October 31, 2009, 12:38 pm
Evanna Lynch
Yourassiswrong - September 4, 2009, 12:56 pm
None of them die tool, prove that one of them dies
Jmac0585 - August 4, 2009, 10:21 am
What book would that be?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:06 am
it is in the book fool.
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 10:05 am
at the end of the 2rd part of the last movie... one of the four will die.


FAN FICTION -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson fan fiction
Rating: 1.57/5

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Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:58 pm
Darn Lunatics
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
I'm sure Emma Watson is a smart girl and can distinguish fiction from truth or in this case photoshop from natural.I guess it really is worth a thousand words.


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